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Reasons Why Women find it hard to Find the Man of their Dreams

Jan 31, '08 3:02 AM
for everyone

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual
men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome,
but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome,
but are nice men with money think we
are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are
after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so
nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't
think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful,
that are heterosexual, somewhat nice
and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money and
thank God are heterosexual, are shy
and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first
move, automatically lose interest in
us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine. They all
start out like grapes, and it's our
job to stamp on them and keep them in
the dark until they mature into
something you'd like to have dinner
with."

-- SHARE THIS WITH SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A
LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN
HANDLE IT!

LIVE WELL, LAUGH OFTEN, LOVE MUCH !

PostNote:
I got this from a forwarded message.
- rika

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jgld84 wrote on Feb 1

hehehhe...so true :-)

bisoubisou wrote on Feb 6

it is true!!!!

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bisoubisou wrote on May 11

ladyruikai said

"Men are like a fine wine. They all
start out like grapes, and it's our
job to stamp on them and keep them in
the dark until they mature into
something you'd like to have dinner
with."